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愚人笑话|Joke: Fishing In A Frozen Lake

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It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble1, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass2. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching3 fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. Son he said, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it? The boy responded, Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm. What was that? the old man asked. Again the boy responded, Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm. Look, said the old man, I can't understand a word you're saying. The boy spat4 the bait into his hand and said... You have to keep the worms warm!


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